JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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