White coat. Heels.
U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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