I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Randomize
