He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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