I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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