Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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