I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
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I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
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I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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