i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I've blown a few things in my day
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
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And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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