I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
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I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
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