Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
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Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Wearing Navy dress whites to a wedding is like having a magical panty removing device. I've never cockblocked a whole room just by existing before.
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