Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
You told me you could hear my heartbeat through my penis but your methods were unethical.
Sixty five beats a minute. I stand by that.
im on a boat
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