she gave me a schnouzer then wanted to kiss while we were having sex...i had to puppy slap her nose. pick me up out front.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
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im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
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