I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
How many times can I tell him that I wasn't expecting sex before he finally figures out that I'm just too lazy to shave?
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
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I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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