i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
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i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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