put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
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Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
Me and a 30 year old man are sitting in my bathtub in swimsuits drinking straight rum from the bottle. Don't tell me how fucked up your Christmas is.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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