you traded sex for a burrito?
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
Randomize
