god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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