just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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