Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
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I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
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is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
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