I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
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Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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