what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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