In the future we'll all be gay
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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