Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
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Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
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