at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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