No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
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