It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
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Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
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I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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