sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
Guy running next to me at the gym is judging me. I think he can smell the whiskey leaking out of my pores.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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