belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
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