she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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