I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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