I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Come by so you can take a pregnancy test with me. It's like my monthly ritual!
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