Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
This lady in my dui class just asked what patron was. I feel like she doesn't belong here
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I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
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