Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
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no more duck duck goose at the bar
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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