Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
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he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
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you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
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