And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
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Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
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WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
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