She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
i spelled "betch" that way on purpose, don't question my abilities as a drunk texter
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Interesting fact: if you wanted to rename a guy Jeff, just tell him you only fuck Jeffs. Magically whatever name he was using is actually his middle name cause he doesn't like going by Jeff.
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