I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
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We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
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