don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I'm home and safer than post-menopausal sex; you're welcome for the image. And yes, I did just use a semi-colon hammered.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
Randomize
