Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
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I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
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Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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