WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
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Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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