I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
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You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
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Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
i think i just lost a toe
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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