do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
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Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
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I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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