Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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