You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
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My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
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