So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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