so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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