hell yes lets make some ravioli
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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