So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Was finally able to jerk off without the motion giving me a migraine. Think my hangover's getting better.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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