Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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