She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
She cheated on me with the same state trooper that wrote me a ticket.
I guess now you have a way to keep your license when you bring that up in court.
Dude, you are the most awesome.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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