Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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