Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
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No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
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