I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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