Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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